my mom doesn’t even text me back
What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name.
GOD FUCKING YES, that.
THIS. WHOLE. PICTURE. <3
Oops, sorry, this picture automatically reblogged itself.
this whole picture is just great
Sorry for the color, but this HAS to be on my blog.
I Could Not Pass This Without Reblogging.
Fucking Hell to the fucking YES!
Fuck yeah look at that guy in the back just like… fuck yeah
please tell me i’m not the only one who got a happy warm feeling from the bottom of my heart
how do fish have sex
the female lay their eggs in the water, then the male puts their sperm on the eggs.
so they don’t even get to touch the booty what a waste
why do you think nemo wanted to touch the butt so bad
my followers are cuter than ur followers
you can blow smoke rings? pretty cool bro but check this out (takes a long drag)(blows a vagina made of smoke)(blows a perfectly formed smoke dick which glides through the air and collides with it)(the smoke coalesces into a smoke baby)(the baby flies through the air and grabs a knife)(as you fight the smoke baby i scream “DID YOU THINK YOU COULD FUCK WITH THE SMOKE WIZARD AND GET AWAY? DID YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE NO RAMIFICATIONS?”)
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*